STICKER LAPEWPEW
Ever had that moment when you start talking about Labubu and all the adults around you look at you like you’ve just invented the fifth wheel, while kids under 10 (and the parents who’ve been through it) instantly nod with eyes full of joy?
Welcome to the club! And now, get ready for an upgrade.
For those of you who know that Labubu isn’t just a weird name but a full-on pop culture icon, we’ve got something special. And for the rest of you quietly whispering, “What the heck is Labubu?”—we’ll just pretend you understand!
Introducing LAPEWPEW!
Forget the cute, innocent, and sometimes way too calm versions lying on your shelf (or being anxiously guarded by your kid). We took Labubu, sent her to an intense boot camp, and equipped her with everything she needs to survive the jungle of everyday life.
Lapewpew is the militant reincarnation, ready to face any challenge—from endless queues at Lidl, to waking up to an alarm, to those moments when you run out of bread rolls. This is Labubu who’s done with sweet talk and goes straight to action. With a sharp gaze, tactical gear (sorry, can’t reveal the exact specs—it’s classified!), and a thirst for action, she’s your new, silent bodyguard.
Why do you need Lapewpew on your sticker?
For those who know: You’ll proudly show the world you’re part of the elite Labubu insiders and that you’ve got a sense of humor (and maybe a hint of healthy aggression).
For those who don’t: They’ll ask. They’ll be confused. And you’ll have that smug little joy of introducing them to a world they never knew existed. “It’s Labubu—but seriously pissed off,” you’ll say with a smile. And you’ll see their bewilderment. Priceless!
Join the LAPEWPEW movement! Stick her on your laptop, water bottle, car, or anywhere you want to subtly say: “I may be cute, but don’t be fooled. I’m armed.” (Mentally, of course. Mostly.)
Get your LAPEWPEW sticker today and be part of a secret only you… and all the kids on the playground… truly understand!
